Some Assembly Required

"So, let me get this straight." Pico said, sighing heavily. "You're creating a gang with a literal bomb, a basketball playing robot, two random children, a Russian, and your ex boyfriend?"

"Pretty much." Boyfriend shrugged. "You want in?"

"This has got to be the stupidest thing I've ever heard. Hell yeah I'm in."
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Before you read I'd like to say that NO, I AM NOT THE ORIGINAL CREATOR OF THIS FIC. This FIC was originally on AO3 by @Livitup and I wanted to out it on wattpad. If you are the original creator and would like me to take it down I'll gladly do so.