1.

Russia ;
Who in the hell-?

Soviet ;
Took the vodka?
Apparently,
None knows.

Russia ;
What?

× - Ukraine and Belarus walking in, wobbling. - ×
Hey guyyyss-..

Soviet & Russia ;
Are you FUCKING KIDDING ME?!
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Anywho, This is just your normal intake of incorrect quotes. Variety of different fandoms, And- Stuff.