STEP 1

I GET A LOT OF LETTERS FROM PEOPLE SAYING
"I LIKE YOUR SHIT STORIES, ESPECIALLY YOUR MOST RECENT ONE, TOILET TROUBLE,
BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHIT, PLEASE HELP"

WELL HERE I AM, AND I'M READY TO HELP YOU WITH ALL YOUR SHIT TROUBLES
STRAP IN AS WE GO ON AN ADVENTURE, AND A TUTORIAL ON

HOW TO SHIT