Chapter 1

ALL RIGHT YOU LITTLE ROSIES YOU ASKED AND YOU WILL RECIEVE
Please don't expect anything high quality. I pulled this out of my butt, but I still hope you'll enjoy. By the way, if anyone literally reads this because they have a crush on me, please tell me because I'm literally only putting this book out as a good joke.

"Hey, I picked this book first."
No you didn't, I did."
"Do I know you?"
"Depends. Are you literate?"
"I'm in a bookstore, asshole."