clay

friends, we gather here today to read about the origin story of popular content creator's names. of course, this is just what I've gathered from my intense Wikipedia research and private investigator's findings. although this is top secret information, I'm willing to share it with you at a costly price...all of your brain cells other than the 2 you'll need to read this.

‼⚠TRADE OFFER⚠‼
YOU RECEIVE: distraction from your missing assignments
I RECIEVE: your brain cells, car keys, vacation home location, your votes on each chapter, an autographed picture of taylor lautner OR kevin chamberlin, nothing in between, and your priceless reads
-counteroffer clout and I'll throw in novelty chapters about the dream smp