1. Don't do goat drugs

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Mari should have read the terms and conditions.
Seriously. She should have noped out the second that Oak started talking about gods and monsters. But she wasn't very good at making sensible life choices, and that wasn't going to change any time soon.
Maybe if she had, things would have been different. She would have been spared the trauma and the heartache, and would be living a nice, normal, and more importantly safe life somewhere sunny. But Mari wasn't normal. And she didn't have time to dwell on 'what ifs'. She was a little preoccupied fighting for her life and stuff.