Chapter 1, Meeting him.

Quackity is in need of a job, one day he finds a help wanted ad online. He would be the assistant of some bigshot named JSchlatt, or more formerly known as Schlatt. The story gets more wholesome as it goes on.

DISCLAIMERS

I do not ship the irl people in this story, just their online personas. (Most of my information from DSMP) TwT

TW// for most chapters include.
Swearing, Abuse, Smut, and Angst.

If any of these make you uncomfortable, please click off.

AND FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE DON'T LET EITHER OF THEM SEE THIS OR I WILL LITERALLY MELT INTO A BALL OF SLIME.