Chapter One~ Kinkshaming Javert should be Everyone's Kink

A few notes before we go all the way in:

~Just because I write it doesn't mean I believe it

~This is satire, and it gets messed up at times. You've been warned.

~Enemies to lovers only works if it's gay. Babes, if I wanted to see straight people hating each other I'd go listen to my parents fight.

~All cops are bastards. Yes, all cops, most especially Javert

~Valjean has a great ass. Nuff said.

~Two men hating each other is inherently and intrinsically homoerotic, change my mind.