author's note pls read

"'ASSLO.'"

Remi makes a group chat, but whoooo the UnO cast is NOT easy to deal with. Crack ensues.

Achievements:
#1 in Jeraphina
#1 in Blemi
#1 in Asslo
#1 in Unordinary
#1 in Arlaine
#1 in Cecile
#1 in John Doe
#1 in Jera
#1 in Blyke x Remi
#12 in Shipping
#1 in Chat
#1 in Remi
#1 in John
#1 in Seraphina
#1 in Arlo x Elaine
#69 in Shipping ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Alternate title: ships galore