Why Sokeefe is Better than Fitzphie (No Sodex cuz ew)

Hello people who read this! I have written an essay for any Fitzphie shippers out there. I will do everything in my power to try and bring you to the Sokeefe ship. So if you are a Fitzphie (or Sokeefe) shipper read this! Hopefully you will come to the right ship. *hint hint the right ship is Sokeefe*