My day was horrible. You shot me!

As one of the most notorious crime bosses in the area George knew he'd be shot at a lot. Accepted that a painful percentage would actually hit him. And that the police would constantly be after him.
The only thing is; he's married to the chief of police, which means the amount of guns pointed his way would be decreased, right?
Nope, that just means his husband has to pretend to shoot at him. The only thing is they sometimes hit their target.

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