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Dumbledore's insane, Minerva saves Harry from a fate worse than death, and the wizarding world isn't as stupid as you're lead to believe. Really, Albus is getting much too old for things like this.

Oh, you've heard this story before? Are you sure about that? I can guarantee you will be mad at me once you figure out where the story is going.

Let it be clear that I do not own anything Harry Potter related in this story.