I am Old (Parody of "I am Cow" by the Arrogant Worms)

Hello all that have visited this page,
I have recently reread Rewrites, and I have realized how atrocious and haphazardly put together many of the parodies are. I am sorry for subjecting you to that literary torture that reading it must have been.
I find myself still interested though, in making parodies, though hopefully these ones will prove to be much better as I have gained at least a week's worth more wisdom and insight.
Hope you enjoy!