Chapter 1

So this story should not be taken seriously whatsoever because it was literally written by 3 people (minus our editor, H) in 1st period who have the humor of a preschooler, so it's meant to be stupid. There are 10 chapters which is ridiculous if you ask me but we had a shit ton of fun writing it and actually got suspect looks for laughing so hard at some of this. To the like 5 of you reading this, have fun, it's a shit show (literally).
-R