Hault! This is the PDA police!

Oneshots because I can and no one reads my other books so I'll just jump on what's popular- anyways don't mind my self projection I have a lot of issues.
Haha #relateable

Haha.. I am so alone-

Anyways don't mind me doing this as I crush under British education expectations and my inability to create a fanbase via streaming. It's not poggers, hope this isn't so bad. Sorry, I'm severely desensitised.