Chapter 1

Zulie Rincewind Albus makes plans that are exotic, fun, and extremely dangerous. That's why Curio likes her--in a sibling way.
"So you're my new sister?"
Curio Rincewind Albus is aloof and extremely cold-hearted. He often uses sarcasm, that's why Zulie doesn't understand him--- in a stranger way.
"I have to say--your not that bad."
What happens when they escape their under-siege castle?
"Curio!"
As we direct misdirections and know the unknown, we follow a snarky prince and a sassy princess's once-in-a-lifetime bonding adventure.
"Stupid, goblin faced, raven nested haired, peach--"
"OKAY, that's enough."
So, Zulie's amazing plan is to--
"NOT. Again."