Wrong Number

Izuku: ohmygod

Dig: he's doing it again

Izuku: ERASERHEAD???

Aizawa: Nedzu, who's this?

Rat God: a human child that was spontaneously and suspiciously added to this chat. We're having a conversation with him

~Alternatively~

Izuku is "accidentally" added to a chat full of U.A. staff and is subsequently adopted. Immediately. What could go wrong?

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