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Sasha gazed into the cell phones screen. "Siri," she whispered, "do you love me?" Levi glared at Hanji, shocked that she could really achieve such a feat. The creature in front of him had a combination of his DNA and a cats DNA and could do anything like a human, except it was a cat. Levi's stare returned to the cat, and he asked, "does this mean I technically fucked a cat?" At the crack of dawn, a proud horse named Jean galloped through the streets, boasting and neighing the entire way. Her nose, Armin thought desperately. I just have to take her nose and then... YAAAAAAAAY CRACK FICTION! Oddly, I will be writing this as if it were an actual book, please enjoy! The oddness will be explained as the story progresses. Updated on Mondays!
Chapter 5,739
