Chapter 1

Yoshikage Kira meets a man with the most wonderful hands he could ever dream of by chance while taking his son to ballet. Josuke harasses his nephew. Fugo and Abbacchio are sent on a mission they have no details on in Morioh. Caesar regrets being friends with Joseph. Kakyoin eats his fucking earrings.

the original version of this was written by @Notte_Brando_Requiem
I have permission to rewrite it, consider it a collaboration. Check her out btw, she's actually pretty funny. Especially if you enjoy JJBA shitposts.