Prologue: Idiotic Schemes

Dark, magical objects have started turning up in the wrong hands, but there is nothing the Ministry can do without valid evidence. In attempts to solve the situation before it becomes a problem, Harry Potter tries to set up a secret organisation within the Aurors. Only he wants to recruit criminals. A couple.

They have been accused of many robberies in both Muggle and Wizarding houses, in and out, no one ever seeing a thing. The only thing identifying them was a wolf and rabbit head burnt into each place they rob.

What will he do when he is faced with their true identities? Will the couple manage dealing with people they put in their past.