*Smacks The Rewind Button*

Once upon a time, Ria was bored. She sat down and decided to spy on the ICT. She caught some of their most embarrassing moments and wrote them down!
"I'm so evil!" Ria exclaims.
"Yes, you are." Divya nods.
"This is written by the two of us! Meaning I'm going to slack off and let Ria do the work." Divya exclaims.
"Wait wha-" Ria pauses. "THAT WAS MY PLAN!"
Now we'll let the two authors bicker away...