Run Ruby Run

"You should . . . know . . ." I wheeze out. "That most chicks really don't dig the whole crazy-serial-killer thing. I for one . . . prefer sweet talk and compliments instead of curse words and death threats."

Noah doesn't seem to appreciate my dating advice. "The more you open your mouth, the more I want to tear it apart with my bare fucking hands!"

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