Her

(She-said) When I was young all I've ever wanted was a friend. Someone to finally play basketball with me, but I didn't realize I was getting so much more, my first love.

(He-said) When I was young all I've ever wanted was to keep playing soccer. To move to the U.S and get into high school to get all the ladies, but I didn't realize I got so much more, my first stalker.

[No warnings guaranteed.]