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For the few days he'd had it, Tom had to say that his new apartment was decently nice. Running water, heat, no annoying neighbors... until his apartment was broken into and he awoke in an unfamiliar room.

Shit.

The universe hated him, didn't it?

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So... I'm rewriting the first book I ever wrote and published, My Little Pineapple! Yes, my old user was @BlueLeader_Unknown, so I'm not stealing ideas from long-dead users. I don't know if this will have a regular uploading schedule (probably not) so bear with me here, people. I'm still in school, as well, so don't expect a masterpiece.

YOU MAY FIND THIS ON ao3 NOW DUE TO THE NEW GUIDELINES!