Room Service!

Just an Illumi x reader one shot because I am hopelessly into the HxH fandom right now and hopelessly in love with like... everyone. 😐 But had a hilarious Idea for a one shot while at work.
Anyways, It's rated M for obvious reasons and like always, just a general disclaimer: I do not own HxH, Illumi Zoldyck or any of the characters at all.