Part 1: w h y

THIS ISN'T A SMUT STORY I SWEAR-

So Australia and New Zealand are the brothers of both a man who is the father of 50 children, and a man who is the father of...pornhub...this is gonna end badly isn't it

So it's basically a whole bunch of random things that revolve around this bases

Also this book is gonna have a few ✨sexual references/jokes✨ so be aware of that