1. Eddie

Hide yo kids, hide yo wife, hide yo dogs, hide yo coffee maker. Orencio Raptis (more commonly known among his acquaintances as Oren, or the O-Man) is an eccentric and volatile human being that gives little to no fucks. He's got a lust for violence and a libido for getting high. You'd think a sociopath of his caliber would find himself dead in a ditch at a moment's notice- you'd be wrong. He can't die. What will happen on his search for worldly pleasure and wealth? God only knows, and He's nonexistent where Oren treads.