Chapter 1 - On Arrival

Seeing Owen Farrell at a rugby match is probably the best thing that has happened to me in a long time and as a matter of fact, would probably be the best thing that has happened to anyone in a long time. I'm over the moon when I meet my rugby hero and crush, but it would have been nicer if it happened on a nicer note.

*none of this has ever happened to me (apart from seeing him in real life) this is completely made up*