Is Cereal a Soup?

A rousing, real-life text debate between two intellectuals about whether or not cereal is a soup. Yes, this conversation actually happened. Yes, we were serious. Yes, this will be the best thing you will ever read in your entire life.

Both parties involved are Wattpad authors. Obviously. Who else would have a debate about cereal?

"Egg" is me, @MaesterEgg. I do not think cereal is a soup.
"Nerd" is my irl bud, @The_Story_Nerd. He thinks cereal is a soup. Weirdo.
We are the most dynamic dynamic duo you will ever have the pleasure of meeting.

*Emojis and a few unrelated side comments are omitted for the sake of flow. Otherwise, this is the real deal B)