discount

❝"This is why you straight men are fucking trash," he finds himself stating, glaring at the criminally handsome guy in front of him - why did he have to be a dickhead? Why is his luck this bad?

The guy looks taken aback, his eyes widening in shock, before he shouts out, "Wrong bitch, I like dick too!" This time it's Shirabu who's surprised.

Shirabu's not quite sure how that counter leads him to finding out the guy's name, nor how he ends up at the guy's apartment, sucking his dick, going for their second round, but he's pretty certain it all has something to do with Kawanishi and his attempts to play matchmaker for Shirabu, because he's apparently too "bitchy". Yeah Shirabu hates him, but at least Semi has a nice cock (he would know, it was in him like five minutes ago).❞

In which Burger King employee Shirabu is sick of Semi, who just wants a discount.

(Alternatively; enemies to lovers in 1 hour or less, a love story)