Chapter 1

Is it a bird? Is it a plane? NO! It's a green haired nutcase with the power of CARTOON LOGIC! Prepare for gags, shams, slams and 'Oh DAMN's when this greenete from the block turns his world upside down. Action! Romance! and most importantly: PIE! Why you ask? BECAUSE WE SAID SO! WARNING: This fic contains cartoon violence, crude humor, insane amounts of references. Not for kids.

Also: This Story is also on Fanfiction.net and AO3 under the same name. Just letting you know!

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