Foreword

In which I write oneshots for cults I'm in, people I want to annoy, and just plain fun...

Disclaimer: I am not part of, nor do I ever wish to be part of, the Simp Squad. All rights reserved (who would want to reserve those rights?!) to the five official Simp Squad members - Aleena, Ali, Eliza, Lia, and Markos.

Double disclaimer: I SHIP JAYA SO THERE WON'T BE MUCH NYKOS IN HERE - LIKE, MARKOS, BRUH, PALS BEFORE GALS - I THOUGHT YOU AND JAY HAD SOMETHING THERE - WHY -
I'm done now.