Chapter 1 - Meet The Author

Hi.
This is just a very weird book about why I am Elmer Kasprzak from Newsies.

I used to just post these random updates/announcements and now I'm just posting them in this book.
Plus, Elmer deserves more love in the Newsies World :)

This book is random, stupid, and silly. Enjoy! (If you decide to stay, that is.)