Enjoying Retirement

"Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down, now I like to take a moment just sit right there, and I'll tell you all about how I became a judge filled with despair." I know, doesn't have rhythm, I'm not a poetic person. This story is centred around the perspective of Major or Captain Ashole Crosman. I don't have to hold your hand for this, because this part in particular, I took a fairly different approach within my way of writing. You might not notice the difference, but I'm new to this type of approach. I always wanted to do this, but I have to do some...work behind the scenes to get me inspired on some ideas. Again, this is about girls und panzer, yes, but I sorta...mixed up the plot, and explained a few things that either don't need explaining, or might need explaining. I have not watched the anime, nor read any mangas, this is purely from imagination, and concept ideas. If I put any pictures here, or videos, they ain't mine. I'm too lazy to get the name of the author, prolly because I couldn't find it, but all you need to know, is that ain't mine...as well as the cover for this book. Just took a picture of a service cap and added a few details. Anyways, enjoy.