Prolouge

A narcissistic sea-dweller, a drugged clown, and a paralyzed LARPer is not a combination you'd expect to work well under normal circumstances. Luckily, this is not a normal circumstance.

Reader is gender-neutral and will only be referred to using they/them pronouns. If smut ever comes around, feminine and masculine chapters will be available for whatever best suits you.

Cover art by me, @ vampkittyxoxo on insta (ik it's embarrasing