~Authors Note~

This isn't a deep crusty book like the title. I just gave it a real cool name so people would visit *smiles awkwardly*
Big shoutout to wattpadder Cara who inspired me with a title but I don't know what your wattpad name is, whoopsies
So, enjoy my little, dweebish, rantish, life happenings book
And read away.... *dramatic music*