Chapter One; Not Again....

Y/N is a total MORON.
But in a turbulent world of mythical creatures, powerful foes and thrilling danger, that just might spice up your day for the better.
Or worse.
With your very own, demon familiar.
By the Phoenix master had warned, cautioned, THREATENED you to behave- but in the name of naive, ever-annoying youthfulness, you'd hopscotched right over his sirens and played the ukulele to your tune.
Now before you lies Bob, the fear-inspiring demon, making your hair stand on end and your Gucci undies wet. But what does the story hold for you the moment your infamous ' sleep walk' tosses poor Bob's destiny into your trembling Hands?
A happy, cotton candy ending we can all laugh over?
Or a horrid, blood crusted tale by moonlight?