Prolouge-ish thing

Ever wonder what a typical college love story was like? Well, you're not gonna get that here.
You, a sassy, sarcastic, and angry college student, get the chance to live through some odd events - being chased by a bear in the woods, getting abducted by two Italians, even being electrocuted!
Want to know more? Join your roommate Marco for the greatest adventure of your life!