The First Chapter

Rose Weasley is an idiot. That's it, plain and simple. Says it right there. The Cold Hard Truth.

I, Rose Weasley, yes a Wotter, have snogged a Malfoy. And not just any Malfoy; the worst of the brethen, Scorpius!

I'm sure that you are all making suitable noises of shock and despair. I'm listening out for them. Listening hard. I'm really straining my ears now guys. No? No. Rude.