ᴛʜɪs ɴᴇᴡ ᴏʟᴅ ʜᴏᴜsᴇ

Wʜᴇɴ ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ ɢʜᴏsᴛ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs, ɪ ᴛʜɪɴᴋ ᴀʙᴏᴜᴛ sɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ᴀ ᴄᴀᴍᴘғɪʀᴇ, ʀᴏᴀsᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴀʀsʜᴍᴇʟʟᴏᴡs, ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ sᴘᴏᴏᴋʏ ᴛᴀʟᴇs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ᴛᴏʀᴄʜ ᴜɴᴅᴇʀ ᴍʏ ᴄʜɪɴ ʙᴇғᴏʀᴇ ʀᴇᴛɪʀɪɴɢ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏ ᴛᴇɴᴛ ғᴏʀ ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢʜᴛ. Dᴇsᴘɪᴛᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴀᴄᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪsɴ'ᴛ ᴀɴ ᴀᴄᴛɪᴠɪᴛʏ ɪ'ᴠᴇ ᴇᴠᴇʀ ᴛᴀᴋᴇɴ ᴘᴀʀᴛ ɪɴ, ᴇᴠᴇʀ, ɪᴛ ᴊᴜsᴛ ғᴇᴇʟs ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ ᴘᴇʀғᴇᴄᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ sʜᴀʀᴇ ᴀ sᴄᴀʀʏ sᴛᴏʀʏ, ᴇsᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟʟʏ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴛʜᴇ sᴏᴜɴᴅs ᴏғ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ ʀᴜsᴛʟɪɴɢ ᴀʀᴏᴜɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀɴᴅ ᴛʜᴇ sᴛᴀʀs ᴏᴠᴇʀʜᴇᴀᴅ. Wᴇʟʟ, ᴇᴠᴇɴ ɪғ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ɪɴ ᴛʜᴇ ғᴏʀᴇsᴛ, ᴛᴇʟʟɪɴɢ sʜᴏʀᴛ ʜᴏʀʀᴏʀ sᴛᴏʀɪᴇs ɪs ᴀ ʙʀɪʟʟɪᴀɴᴛ ᴡᴀʏ ᴛᴏ ᴘᴀss ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ,Wᴇʟʟ ᴛʜᴇɴ, ᴡʜᴀᴛ ᴀʀᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴡᴀɪᴛɪɴɢ ғᴏʀ? Pᴀss ᴛʜᴇ ᴍᴀʀsʜᴍᴇʟʟᴏᴡs!

( I don't own these stories, I have collected them from different sources).