Description
Are you tired of aging? Is the daily grind of humanity ruining your aesthetic? Do you feel obsolete in an ever-changing world? Is the constant fear of wasting your limited youth ruining your weekend binge? Immortality is the solution you've been looking for. Just sit back and relax as the venom works through your circulatory system, leaving you feeling refreshed, reawakened and without regrets.* Just call 1-800-KALE for your consultation today! Dr. Kale is a world class surgeon for vampires, and he's looking for an intern. When he stumbles upon a rising internet celeb to enter the year 2007 in a world of apathy, internet, and illegal medical practices. I wrote the original draft of this story in 2007 when I was a teenager, and now that the 00's are now retro and trendy on the internet again, I'm bringing it back. This really isn't a story for kids though, due to the violence and overall pessimistic narrative I don't suggest this for the easily offended or disturbed. *some exclusions apply. no refunds. Dr. Kale takes no responsibility for anyone stupid enough to take this offer. Seriously why would you even trust this guy, he's not even a real doctor.
madly scraping back the fake
