50 Ways to Properly Scare the Cr*p Little Kids *Results May Vary

In the spirit of Halloween, and please do NOT attempt the following, these are lists of 50 ways to scare the cr*p out of people and what they might do afterwards (if someone were to stick around) . From little kids, to teens, to adults, to old people, to AV nerds, nerds in general and athletes, etc., I will give you hopefuly amusing ways to scare them. A special thanks for Webbook97's video on Youtube, "How to Properly scare the crap out of girls" for the inspiration.
ATTENTION ALL READERS: DO NOT ATTEMPT, THESE ARE FOR STRICTLY AMUSING PURPOSES!! (Although they may only amuse me in the long run, I hope some of them will make you laugh.)