ENTRY 1

In the year 17,954,301, Earth has been over-run by the Squirrel army of Luxemburg led by Lord Titsag. After the fall of Communist China, the Western Hemisphere Alliance, and the South Pole Union, only Florida exists as a last stronghold for freedom of any kind.
As the rebels tire from their never ending battles, Sgt. Big Cock realizes a new leader is needed, one who can inspire and take back what was once American territory. With the help of a fifty foot buttplug from Uranus, Sgt. Cock enlists the help of Stinktwat, a scientist specializing in reanimation. Together, they bring back a leader from days gone past.
All that stands now between annihilation and a Philly cheese steak at the beach is .... TRUMPENSTEIN.