Lets get this party started!

It all began when one dumb bitch met an even dumber bitch and they became best friends. The end.

A collection of completely out of context, random shit that has happened in my life. Mostly strange quotes from my friends, because English is hard.

This is just for fun so read it if ya want I don't care. If you do thanks?

Enjoy I guess?

⚠️warning⚠️
some strong language may be used from time to time. Let's just make the assumption that me and my friends have a very ✨colorful✨ vocabulary. If you don't like it don't read.