Prologue

Karkat and Kanaya are cousins, but they're also best friends. There's only one thing that causes problems in their relationship - the fact that Kanaya is a vampire. Karkat never cared that much, until one day in middle school when Kanaya bites him. Fast forward several years, and Karkat and Kanaya are high school vampires getting into all sorts of trouble, magical or otherwise. But what Karkat really wants is not vampirical misadventures with his moirail; he wants to get with Dave Strider. Lucky for him, Kanaya wants Dave's sister, Rose, and concocts a plan to get both of them what they want.
Story idea credit to feralerikar on instagram (mod karkat if ur reading this hi ily /p)
Art credit to ikimaru on tumblr