01. Jason, I'm telling you as a friend. You are fat.

A comedy/romance to bring a bright smile to your faces!

Ariana, the grey haired, grey eyed, possibly obsessed with tomatoes, teenage girl.

When Ariana's best friend finally gets back from boarding school, she thinks it's time to bring back the old memories, to have some fun, to be like they were before all that boarding school mess began.

Unfortunately, there's a new boy in school who doesn't have the slightest care whether she decides to stick her butt in a volcano or sell over priced tomatoes.

Well, for now, anyway...

Her words precisely: "You're like Shawn Mendez, and the rest of the hot boys in this world had a baby."