1|Donald has a fat crush|

𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐝 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 is an Etsy seller who is the most popular boy in the school. He has a secret though he's bisexual and has a crush on his enemy,Joe Biden. Throughout the story he has to hide his undying love for Joe.

𝐉𝐨𝐞 𝐁𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐧 is a social reject to some. He's quite popular from 'the democrats' a group in the school who rebel. He's gay and proud. His ex is Obama and they are still on good terms.