Can't Take the Heat?

"Hi, I'm Stiles, and what I have for you today is..."

"Stop, just stop." Grumpy Eyebrows interrupted. "That is honestly the worst looking Pasta Primavera I have ever seen. I don't even want to eat it, it looks so bad."

Stiles narrowed his eyes. No one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara without even trying it. And no one insulted his creamy bacon carbonara after they tried it either.

"It's actually a Creamy Bacon Carbonara, asshole," Stiles snapped. "And for the record, it's supposed to look like that."

Does this plot sound familiar to you? Well, you should read inside to find out why.