Chapter 1: harambe's memory

The story of an average 2.9 iq chimpanzee and his lust for fleshy body pillows. His life is boring until he meets a good samaritain online who tries to help him. Or maybe was it just a voice in his head? In any case, our protagonist couldn't identify if the helper was real or just another side effect of his addiction to memes. Since there are too many voices to know wich one can be trusted, the chimpanzee stopped listening to their cries of help a long time ago.