Author's Note

In a world where demons and angels are constantly fighting, a demon and an angel get the same human to look after. The problem? They're siblings.

"Like I just don't get it, he chose to follow Lucifer! He made his choice in whatever B.C., and he's mad at me for making the right one?!"

"She's a bitch. Oh look at me! I'm a perfect little angel!"

"I do NOT sound like that."

"Yes, you do."

"I just asked if you got alon- Hey! No fighting on camera!"

"So, now that we're calm, how do you feel about being assigned to the same person?"

"It's gonna suck."
"It's gonna suck."